ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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