Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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