dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I didn't notice because vodka
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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