sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you win again, gameday.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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