honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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