I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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