i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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