And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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