Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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