why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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