You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she looked like the before picture.
and she was petting her beer can
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
