Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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