You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
NoShamevember. You game?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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