Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
