Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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