i may or may not be watching the land before time
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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