So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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