We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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