:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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