Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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