It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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