the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
How naked do you want me to be?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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