If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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