we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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