I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
