But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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