weddingsv make me drug and hornr
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Someone shit on the floor
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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