But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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