scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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