I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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