I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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