Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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