My room smells like vodka and shame
My liver just broke up with me...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize