She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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