theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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