My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have aggressive nipples.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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