that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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