I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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