look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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