worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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