Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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