This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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