But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
