Im at strip club and am horny
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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