i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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