So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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