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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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