I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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