do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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