Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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