CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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