Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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