dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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