i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How naked do you want me to be?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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