I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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