areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't think brook has ever known best
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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